"Everywhere we remain unfree and chained to technology, whether we passionately affirm or deny it."
“All progress depends on the unreasonable man. The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"I envision a world in which people are so fat and lazy they will eat their own spouses rather than drag their comically large asses to a McDonalds to get more burgers. Can you feel it, my poppets? Life is so beautiful!"
-Ray Kroc; founder, McDonalds Franchise
The tomfool Philolexian Society invites you to the introductory debate of the semester!
Resolved: The 21st Century will be characterized by unceasing boredom.
The meeting shall convene on Thursday, September 6 at 8:30 in SATOW.
Old and new members welcome alike.
Be there or sit around with nothing else to do.
...and that's DOCTOR Whippersnapper to you!