or you could wrap a benjamin around your cocoa-cock and pick up both the young and old, children and cougars. except one would have to rig a currency locking device that releases only upon climax so that the gold diggers don't run off before finishing the job.
clown suit pickups are for minors, not ladyfolk.
ReplyDeleteNo, Mr. Hand. Maybe the Admiral is onto something.
ReplyDelete*gets a bootle of chocolate syrup, a rainbow-colored afro-wig, a rubber nose, white powder, a polka-dotted jumpsuit, and floppy shoes.*
I'll get back to you all about this later.
"women like 3 things:
ReplyDeletechocolate
dick...
chocolate dick. it's brilliant!"
~eugene mirman, sexpert.
or you could wrap a benjamin around your cocoa-cock and pick up both the young and old, children and cougars. except one would have to rig a currency locking device that releases only upon climax so that the gold diggers don't run off before finishing the job.
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