Kilmer 2009: Dishonorable Mention

Stalker, A Love Poem
by Marley Weiner, BC ‘10

My beautiful love, my heart’s delight
I think of you all day and all night
I know that my rambling may not seem right
But it’s on your form that my eyes alight
I’m using big words to tell you my heart
Because you’re so pretty and oh so smart
I know that I’m not nearly good enough for you
But I love you so truly, with love so true.

My dearest, my darling, my ocean, my skies
I’m watching you with my love struck eyes

How I long for you, the girl that I love!
If only an angel from up above
Would give me the PIN to my parents’ account
So that I could buy you a huge amount
Of diamonds, and roses, and other such things
If I could, I would buy you everything
I long for the day when I make you smile
I think I’ll go stalk you on Facebook awhile.

My dearest, my darling, my ocean, my skies
I’m watching you with my love struck eyes.

In math class today, I could hardly think
Looking at you, I was over the brink
Differential equations just turned into mush
When faced with your beauty, my brain just goes...sprlush.
And all I can write is your beautiful name
With hearts all around it, and oh it’s a shame
I wish I could tell you just how I feel
If only I could just make our love real!

My dearest, my darling, my ocean, my skies
I’m watching you with my love struck eyes.

I followed you home from school today
Just so I could watch your hips swing and sway
Your beautiful laughter, your smile, your charms
Oh how I wish that you were in my arms!
Your friends are so lucky, but they’ll never know
How my love for you can grow and grow
I wish you could see just how much I love you
And how many hours a day I spend thinking of you.

My dearest, my darling, my ocean, my skies
I’m watching you with my love struck eyes.

I wonder how I could get a girl like you
And show you how much I want to be true
That all our problems, we will weather.
And that I want us to be together forever
As I sit in the bushes outside of your house
Quiet and watchful, like a little mouse
I wish I could curl up on the couch with you
With your little brother, and your teddy bear Moo-Shoo.

My dearest, my darling, my ocean, my skies,
I’m watching you with my love struck eyes

And here you come, my darling, my true
With a cheerful light in your eyes so blue.
You look so happy, you look oh so pleased
My heart feels like it’s been cured of an awful disease
My love, you approach, could it be that you
Want to tell me that we’ll be together, a love so true?
You hold out your hand, wait there’s something in it…
OH GOD MACE!
OH GOD, MY EYES!

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