I had tons of sarcastic comments to add to this list, but I think it’s much better to let the items speak for themselves.
-- The Best Electronic Pants Presser
-- The Marshmallow Shooter
--Jumpin Jammerz (“Until now Footed Pajamas have been almost impossible to find in adult sizes. Well, your search is over!!!”)
-- The Classic Ball-Shooting “Burp” Gun
-- The Remote Controlled Beverage Buggy
-- Solar Powered Mole Repeller (“drives ‘em out with safe, effective, annoying vibrations!”)
-- Floatin’ Bumper Boats
-- Personalized Branding Iron (for your barbeque)
-- Solar Powered Personalized Talking Bible
