Whip Email: Second Meeting of the Semester

Rest in soft peace, and, asked, say, Here doth lie
Ben Jonson his best piece of poetry.
For whose sake henceforth all his vows be such
As what he loves may never like too much.
-Ben Jonson

Shall I find comfort, travel-sore and weak?
Of labour you shall find the sum.
Will there be beds for me and all who seek?
Yea, beds for all who come.
-Christina Rossetti

The buzzards, they soar overhead
And poisonous snakes will devour us whole
Our bones will bleach in the sun
And we will probably go to (loud farting noise)
And that is our great reward
For being the-uh Ro-oy-al Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
-Ren and Stimpy

The Philolexian Society invites you to the SECOND debate of the semester!

Resolved: Suffering makes you Legitimate

The debate will take place:
Thursday, September 20 at 8:30 PM
in the J.D. Satow Room (5th floor of Lerner Hall).

Refreshments to precede the meeting.
Old and new members welcome alike.

Be there or your cycle of depression and alcoholism, will yield, alas, not the publication of Sophie's Choice or Absalom, Absalom!, but rather, a small citation in a psychology journal dedicated to cases about (you guessed it) alcoholic depressives with huge dickfores jutting right out of their heads.

Surgam,

...and that's DOCTOR Whippersnapper to you!

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Quamquam ridentem dicere verum, quid vetat?
-Horace

The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water and breeds reptiles of the mind.
-William Blake

Whip Email: First Meeting of the Semester

I've got a lawsuit against Brown & Willliamson now. Because I have been chain-smoking Pall Malls since I was 11. And on their package they promised to kill me.
-The formerly-not-late Kurt Vonnegut (2004 in www.spokesmanreview.com/)

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Oh yeah? Well sometimes it's a big brown dick with a fat, arrogant, white-collar business-criminal asshole sucking on the wet end of it."
-George Carlin (You're All Diseased; Atlantic Records, 1999)

"Let me attain no envied wealth,
let me not plunder cities,
neither be taken in turn, and face
life in the power of another."
-Clytaemnestra (Agamemnon; Aeschylus; trans: Richmond Lattimore)

The Philolexian Society invites you, cordially, to the first debate of the semester!

Resolved: The detrimental health affects of smoking do not out-weigh how cool you look doing it.

Come to:
JD Satow room (fifth floor of Lerner Hall)
8:30 PM
Thursday
September 13
Refreshments to precede the meeting.
Old and new members welcome alike.

Be there. All the cool kids are doing it .

Surgam,

...and that's DOCTOR Whippersnapper to you!


Quamquam Ridentem Dicere Verum, Quid Vetat?
-Horace (Satires)

The Man who never alters his opinion is like standing water & breeds reptiles of the mind.
-William Blake (The Marriage of Heaven and Hell)