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"Everywhere we remain unfree and chained to technology, whether we passionately affirm or deny it."
-Martin Heidegger

“All progress depends on the unreasonable man. The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.”
- George Bernard Shaw

"I envision a world in which people are so fat and lazy they will eat their own spouses rather than drag their comically large asses to a McDonalds to get more burgers. Can you feel it, my poppets? Life is so beautiful!"
-Ray Kroc; founder, McDonalds Franchise

The tomfool Philolexian Society invites you to the introductory debate of the semester!

Resolved: The 21st Century will be characterized by unceasing boredom.

The meeting shall convene on Thursday, September 6 at 8:30 in SATOW.

Old and new members welcome alike.

Be there or sit around with nothing else to do.

Surgam,
...and that's DOCTOR Whippersnapper to you!