or you could wrap a benjamin around your cocoa-cock and pick up both the young and old, children and cougars. except one would have to rig a currency locking device that releases only upon climax so that the gold diggers don't run off before finishing the job.
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clown suit pickups are for minors, not ladyfolk.
No, Mr. Hand. Maybe the Admiral is onto something.
*gets a bootle of chocolate syrup, a rainbow-colored afro-wig, a rubber nose, white powder, a polka-dotted jumpsuit, and floppy shoes.*
I'll get back to you all about this later.
"women like 3 things:
chocolate
dick...
chocolate dick. it's brilliant!"
~eugene mirman, sexpert.
or you could wrap a benjamin around your cocoa-cock and pick up both the young and old, children and cougars. except one would have to rig a currency locking device that releases only upon climax so that the gold diggers don't run off before finishing the job.
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